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Backstage

Backstage: where High Tech meets Low Life

$ 15.00

Catering

Which Way To Catering? - If we're not here for the T-shirt, then we must be here for the free food

$ 15.00

Swag

Where's My Swag? - Are you noticing our priorities here?

$ 15.00

No Doughnut

Bad Stagehand No Donught

$ 15.00

No Redbull

Bad Stagehand No Redbull - Shame on you! No energy drink for you!

$ 15.00

No Beer

Bad Stagehand No Beer - Shame on you! No party for you!

$ 15.00

First Rodeo T-shirt

This Ain't My First Rodeo t-shirt - tell those leads, roadies and techs that you've done this once or twice before! Printed on lightweight cotton because our work is too hot and hard for heavyweight cotton.

$ 15.00

Stage Crew

A simple crew shirt that says "Stage Crew" over the left breast. This can also be made into a Polo Shirt

$ 15.00

Stage Crew Babydoll

A simple crew shirt that says "Stage Crew" over the left breast. This can also be made into a Polo Shirt

$ 18.00

Got Swag?

Got Swag in the "Got Milk" font

$ 15.00

Got Gig?

Got Gig? in the "Got Milk" font

$ 15.00

Got Gig-Butt?

Got Gig-Butt? in the "Got Milk" font

$ 15.00

Got C-Wrench?

Got C-Wrench in the "Got Milk" font

$ 15.00

Safe Sets

Our Techies Practice Safe Sets

$ 14.50

Stagehands Creed

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful; We have done so much, for so long, with so little; We can now do virtually anything with nothing!

$ 15.00

Dew The Crew

Dew The Crew in the "Mountain Dew - Do the Dew" font

$ 15.00

Gaff Tape

I'm Already Visualizing Gaff Tape Over Your Mouth - It has so many wonderful uses!

$ 15.00

City

What City Is This?

$ 15.00

Backstage Knees

The Line For Backstage Access Starts On Your Knees - Make it clear to groupies right up front.

$ 15.00

Groupie Wrangler

Groupie Wrangler - Hey baby, I work for the band *wink wink*

$ 15.00

Remember Me T-shirt

Let those roadies know you've done this before ... this exact show, as a matter of fact. You just loaded it in!

$ 15.00

Do It Better

Techies Do It Better In The Dark

$ 14.50

Techies Dark

Techies Do It In The Dark

$ 15.00

Techies Dark Camisole

Techies Do It In The Dark

$ 18.00

Do It In The Dark T-shirt

Stagehands Do It In The Dark t-shirt - let the world know we are the masters of the shadows!

$ 15.00

Free T-Shirt

Stagehands Do It For The Free T-Shirt - Priorities, priorities!

$ 15.00

Here For TheT-Shirt

I'm Just Here For The T-Shirt - Did I say before we're only here for the T-shirt?

$ 15.00

No T-Shirt

I Worked For The Band And Didn't Even Get A T-Shirt - Everyone knows we do it for the T-shirt! Let the band know where your priorities lie!

$ 15.00

Work-Swag

Will Work For Swag

$ 15.00

Fix This

Fix This - You did what? And know you want me to fix what? Let me tell you what to fix!

$ 15.00

Techie Polo

Techies Do It In The Dark

$ 23.00

Your Band Sucks

I Fucked The Band And Your Band Sucks -

$ 15.00

Neck Down

I'm only paid from the NECK DOWN - as many of us know, sometimes thinking can get us fired! This is to make it clear exactly what your job description entails, so no one expects you to do any of that pesky intelligent work without due compensation.

$ 16.50

Back:TechStaff

Tech Staff

$ 18.00

Neck Down Productions

Neck Down Productions - we've all worked for this company before!

$ 15.00

Back:TechCrew

Tech Crew

$ 18.00

Swag Bag

Swag Bag - black messenger bag perfect for collecting gig swag!

$ 28.00

Sun@Zero

Sun At Zero Enter

$ 15.00

Lighting Bitch

$ 15.00

Lighting Bitch Babydoll

Lighting Bitch on a Babydoll T-Shirt

$ 18.00

Lighting Bitch Camisole

Lighting Bitch on a Camisole Tank Top

$ 18.00

Better Lighting

If all the world is a stage then I want better lighting

$ 15.00

Bigger Wrench

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger wrench! - We all know how to get the job done ... brute force!

$ 15.00

Wrench Monkey

Wrench Monkey - You know who you are

$ 15.00

Electricians Turn On

Electricians Can Turn You On - we just have the touch.

$ 15.00

Hurts

Electricians Do It 'Til It Hz

$ 15.00

Back:SoundCrew

Sound Crew

$ 15.00

Do It Loud

Sound Guys Do It Loudly - Since, as we know, all sound guys are deaf!

$ 15.00

Just Jealous Babydoll

You're Just Jealous 'Cause The Voices Are Talking To Me - on a babydoll t-shirt

$ 18.00

Vidiot

Vidiot - Proclaim it loudly! We get paid lots of money to do very little work

$ 15.00

Shoot The President

I'm Just Here To Shoot The President (with silhouette of camera) - if you don't mind getting whisked away by the Secret Service to a small padded room with a burly man wearing latex gloves, this is a humorous shirt for Election years!

$ 15.00

Take Cover

If you see me running, TAKE COVER! - Consider this fair warning.

$ 15.00

High

I Get High For A Living (picture of shackle)

$ 15.00

Gravity T-shirt

Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress (shackle) T-shirt white

$ 16.50

Gravity T-Shirt

Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress (picture of shackle)

$ 15.00

Got Point?

Got Point? - in the Got Milk font. If you don't get this point, you don't deserve this shirt!

$ 15.00

OSHA Certified

3 More Falls And I'm OSHA Certified! - We all know a stagehand who could wear this shirt!

$ 15.00

Riggers Do It

Riggers Do It In The Air!

$ 15.00

Carpenters Nail

Carpenters Will Nail Anything - Check out that board ... I mean broad!

$ 15.00

Pack Leader

Leader Of The Pack - The show wouldn't get on the road if it weren't for the truck loaders packing the truck!

$ 15.00

Ambi-Tech-Strous - lx/video

I'm Ambi-Tech-Strous I Do Lights And Video

$ 15.00

Ambi-tech-strous - lx & audio

I'm Ambi-Tech-Strous I Do Lights And Audio

$ 15.00

Bi-Tech-Sual lx/audio

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual, I Do Lights And Audio

$ 15.00

Bi-Tech-Sual_lights-SM

I'm Bi-tech-sual, I Do Lights And Stage Manage

$ 15.00

Bi-tech-sual lx/scenic

I'm Bi-tech-sual, I Do Lighting And Scenic

$ 15.00

Bi-tech-sual video/lights

I'm Bi-tech-sual, I Do Video And Lights

$ 15.00

Bi-tech-sual audio/video

I'm Bi-tech-sual, I Do Audio And Video

$ 15.00

bi-tech-sual sound & rig

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual I Do Sound & Rigging

$ 14.50

Bi-tech-sual - pyro/audio

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual I Do Pyro And Audio

$ 15.00

bi-tech-sual-audioscenic

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual I Do Audio And Scenic

$ 15.00

bi-tech-sual_fly-stage

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual I Do Fly And Stage Crew

$ 15.00

Bi-Tech-Sual Babydoll

I'm Bi-Tech-Sual, I Do Scenic And Audio

$ 18.00

Good At This

Since there's no other reason I should be here, let's assume it's because I'm very good at this.

$ 15.00

Trade this job

Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door #1? - Some days we would happily trade this gig for the prize chicken hiding behind the curtain.

$ 15.00

Too Close

If You Can Read This You're Too Fucking Close - This is just an excuse to have you bury your nose in my chest.

$ 15.00

Too Close Tank

"If You Can Read This, You're Too Fucking Close" Now on a spaghetti-strap women's tank top!

$ 18.00

Disorder

Disorder ... Panic ... Chaos My Work Here Is Done - Hey, I go with my strengths.

$ 15.00

Lack Of Planning

A Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Constitute An Emergency On Mine - How many producers, designers, and leads have put us in this position?

$ 15.00

Lack Of Planning Hooded Tee

A Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Consititute An Emergency On Mine

$ 19.00

Karma

It's A Thankless Job But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off - This gig is proof that there is a god and she hates me!

$ 15.00

Purse

Hit It With Your Purse! - C'mon, be a man! If it doesn't go in, hit it hard!

$ 15.00

How Much Fun

Exactly How Much Fun Can I Have Before I Go To Hell? - Wanna find out together?

$ 15.00

Damn Talent

I Have Plenty Of Talent And Vision, I Just Don't Give A Damn!

$ 15.00

Hold My Beer

Hold My Beer While I Kiss Your Wife

$ 15.00

Please

You Can At Least Say Please - Let those Leads with an attitude know a little kindness goes a long way

$ 15.00

My Way

We Can Do This My Way Or We Can Do This My Way Mad

$ 15.00

Smart Stick

You May Be Smarter Than Me But I Can Kill You With A Stick - Brains aren't everything, at least they sure aren't in our business!

$ 15.00

Inner Child

I Killed And Ate My Inner Child. Tasted Like Chicken

$ 15.00

Monkey Football

It's Like Watching Monkeys F*ck A Football

$ 15.00

Monkey Football Camisole

It's Like Watching Monkeys F*ck A Football

$ 18.00

Insignificant

I'm Not Being Rude. You're Just Insignificant

$ 15.00

Scotty

Beam Me Up, Scotty. There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!

$ 15.00

Deadlines

Deadlines Amuse Me

$ 15.00

Cheer

Oh Crap, You're Gonna Try And Cheer Me Up, Aren't You?

$ 15.00

Boundaries

Everyone Has Boundaries, That's Why We Have Lube

$ 15.00

hollow shackle

camerab

gotgaff

Microphone

ninja

techstaff

soundcrew

techcrew

Arrow Down (flecha abajo)

headphones_real (audífonos)